Men and Women

Men and Women: Written Originally by Jennifer Soh Li Wen, 8^th July 2011, Friday, 6:43 p.m.-7:15 p.m.

Holla to all you Homo sapiens,

Not to you fellow aliens;

Not also to you little chameleons,

It’s to all men in billions.

It seems that not all men understand women,

Unless you’re gay, you’re forgiven;

How about others with muscle and tendon?

Isn’t it time to teach them a lesson?

Men and women,

One perfect symbiosis;

To elaborate more broaden,

A vagina is complete with a penis.

How about period?

With all the blood and the pain;

Do men know the feeling of pregnancy?

If you can handle it, during childbirth you won’t faint.

Unless you have a uterus,

You could act serious;

Well, don’t worry about taking a course,

There are always motherhood tips from Papa Seahorse.

When women say respect them,

They really mean it;

If you don’t give it a damn,

They’ll dislike you bit by bit.

What about women who are born naturally chubby and hairy?

Who spend hundreds and thousands for treatments?

Facing all the painful machines, calling themselves beauty dependents,

How about those who stay the same and don’t you want them already?

Are you trying to say that God’s creativity in art and science is not pretty?

If you men really want sex,

Nothing is bad about that;

But you just need to beware and stay aware,

That you have your big responsibility to bear.

If you really like her to be in bed,

Even before marriage;

Even if she agrees, just first knock your head,

Be extremely sure that she is not an underage.

As virgin girls can also get pregnant,

Please do take safety precaution;

If you really like entering a woman’s cave,

Then teach your baby tadpoles to behave.

Like I said,

Men and women need each other;

But if you treat your woman like maid,

Your relationship won’t go any better.

Babies are gifts from God,

If you’re ready to be fathers;

There’s always a way you’ll get yours,

At that time, please watch your manners.

I hope you guys do understand,

We women outnumber men;

Men may extinct, perhaps you’re scared,

No wonder Beyoncé sang girls “Run The World”, not guys.

There’s nothing much left to say,

Everyone’s a result of a sex parade;

I’m glad each of us have planned our way,

We’re born for a reason and a purpose to relate.