Expiry Date

Expiry Date:

Written Originally by Jennifer Soh Li Wen, 17^th September 2011, Saturday, 11:13 p.m.-11:21 p.m. (Plus Some Extra Time for Extra Ideas)

Verse 1:

Everything has an expiry date,

What do you think about it?

I don’t like it one bit,

It’s just a date with butt shit.

Chorus:

Expiry date,

What about our date?

Does it have a date?

Does your love have a date?

Expiry date,

What about our date?

Does your love have a date?

If yes, I’ll turn my love to hate.

Verse 2:

Everything has an expiry date,

What do you think about it?

I think it smells like shit,

It’s such a brat hypocrite.

Chorus

Verse 3:

Everything has an expiry date,

What do you think about it?

I find it so pathetic,

It’s very much alike cosmetic.

Bridge:

Forever yours, your girlfriend Kate,

An Andy’s baby from Aussie, mates;

I hope our love has no expiry dates,

Let’s not just depend on fate,

I don’t remember the things we ate,

So, let’s have more dates on each of our plate!

Chorus