When the Male Turns Female

When the Male Turns Female: Written originally by Jennifer Soh Li Wen, in my own room at home, 27th February 2013, Wednesday, 1:19 p.m.-1:36 p.m., Edited on 2nd March 2013, Saturday, 3:08 p.m.-3:17 p.m., same venue 

When the male turns female,
Everything a big deal;
All ingredients in a meal,
All mouths to seal,
All nails to drill,
Inner feelings failed to feel;
Every wound is real,
Hopefully with the white cream each will heal,
This is no fairy tale,
It has a head and a tail;
Is there anything to bail?
Or all locked up in jail?
Postage of mail to mail,
If only I can follow the trail;
She has been carrying pail by pail,
Following his will,
Who shall we hail?
The air we inhale?
I should thank the whale,
Gave us a chance to sail,
Along the rail,
Set to fail;
Rise and bow to Abigail,
Stop being anxious and pale,
Enjoy life like Chip and Dale,
He has went to Yale;
It's time to change surreal,
Look at the items for sale,
Stand up and walk heel by heel,
Go toward the reel;
Show off skin to peel,
When the female turns male.