FB-BF

FB-BF: Written Originally by Jennifer Soh Li Wen, 26th February 2012, 7:35 a.m.-8:28 a.m.

Some people would,
Some people could;
Some people should,
Some people screwed.

Digital talking,
Obviously enjoying;
Words keep coming,
No sign of stopping.

Years after years,
Fears after fears;
Tears after tears,
Dears after dears.

Girls,
Are you that desperate?
Boys,
Are you that desperate?

Add friend,
Request sent;
Don't even know who's that,
Simply click their photos so phat.

Confirmed,
Stalker;
Busybody,
Anybody.

Relationships,
Wow, so happy!
Taking drinks without double sips,
Photos revealed thanks to FB.

Some found each other through it,
Some are fighting over it;
It's either breakup or relationship,
Willing to surf for dating tip.

Face to face,
Fake to fake;
FB did it,
Choose to like or dislike it.

Go on and comment,
All of your time spent;
Notification is the best secretary,
Service still satisfactory.

Digital love,
So weird;
Fall in love,
Did you know he grows beard?

Facebook,
Take a look;
Friends in groups,
More and more recruits.

FB-BF?
Forgetting the past?
Seriously that fast?
Ended relationship can now last?

Ex-bf,
Appears just like that;
Like Chipsmore in fact,
Come back to give you heart attack.

FB chat,
Equals to message;
How sad,
Meaningless words a passage.

Typing,
Not saying;
No meeting,
But in mind marrying.

Facebook status,
Very active;
All of a sudden,
One occasional meet up and be called attractive.

Facebooking,
Seriously tiring;
Time wasting,
Facefaking.

No reality,
Living digitally;
Online marry?
Example of insanity.

Some call it FB,
Some call it Facebook;
I call it true FB,
I call it Fakebook.

Single and complicated,
In a relationship;
Big fat liar,
Failed courtship.

No sincerity,
Typing is not feeling;
Enough of screwing,
I'm done already.

Our friendship,
Only FB-ing?
No sms and calling?
I'm thinking unfriendship.

Enough, please,
Stop faking it;
Wake up, please,
Stop what you're doing.

Last resort,
If you don't stop;
I've the right to report,
Another option is block.

Girls,
Beware;
Don't buy,
Sweet words in lines,
All are lies.

Boys,
Think again;
Get a life,
Tie your own tie,
Girls aren't toys.

Some people would,
Some people could;
Some people should,
Some people doomed.